What IS this, you might ask.  Why in heaven's name would someone want to slash the most popular rock group of all time?  Well, isn't that reason enough?  Considering what has been written/thought/dreamed about the boys in the past three decades, I'm surprised I haven't seen more slash.  There MUST be people out there who've had the same perverted idea, imagining 'em together...right??

I'm Rita (also Layla these days), and welcome to my site.

All this is COMPLETELY FICTITIOUS, the product of an overactive imagination.

If you're at all related in any way to any of the Beatles, of this page, what on earth are you doing here?  And please, don't take this the wrong way!

The rest of you, stick around and have a little fun.  After all, that's what slash is all about!
 
 

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Please read this before getting all bent out of shape.  A little summary:  THIS IS ALL FICTION.  DON'T SUE.  Also includes my (sort of) justification for this whole endeavour.

What you've come here for!  More stories on the way...

A smattering of slashy-type pictures.

New - Screen captures from (so far) A Hard Day's Night and The First U.S. Visit.

New - The complete text of the novelization of A Hard Day's Night, complete with all the pictures!


New - The Beatles' albums and singles in Billboard, Cashbox and Record World.


New - Large scans of the article about John Lennon in the December 1964 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine, written by Gloria Steinem.

Q & A with Lovely Rita, in addition to an in-depth discussion of the film ‘The Hours and Times’, depicting the relationship between John and Brian, including screenshots.

All the musician slash you could ever hope for, collected in one spot!

E-mail me at: bauer@dakotacom.net

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